1. Most people have have “flannels” that are made out of cotton, however my real flannel that is made out of wool is much cozier

2. Messenger bags are nice in some ways, however when walking around a lot, they’re frickin’ uncomfortable

3. A bandanna makes it all the more hipster

4. All you need is one band that nobody knows, and you’re set 

5. Shooting film is the same as a normal person as it is hipster

6. Some people go crazy over people dressed as hipsters

7. My windpipe is not easily crushed

8. Never, ever wear pants that don’t have adequate room for your genitals, however if you do, you will recover

9. Not shaving is convenient

10. Tie-dyed underwear is spiffy

Me, being hipster. Sooo indie you haven’t even heard of it.